im gay
i know
yea but for you.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
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You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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