I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
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Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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