I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
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Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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