So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
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There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
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You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Let the clothes fall where they may.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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