I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
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Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
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We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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