Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
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Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
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I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
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