oh god the rape fog is back!
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
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Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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