forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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