Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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