Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Randomize