Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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