no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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