He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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