Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
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One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
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