Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
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So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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