the new term for farting is butt boxing.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
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yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
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Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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