He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
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We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
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I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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