is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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