I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
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I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
He better not be in your backpack
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do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it