I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
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stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
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I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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