he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
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just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
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Your shirt... Was in my pants
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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