I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
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Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
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She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
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