Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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