Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
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I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
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I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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