It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Holy sore nipples Batman
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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