If i come over, it means nothing
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
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I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.