I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
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The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
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Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...