just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
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And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
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hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.