he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
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He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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