i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
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He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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