He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
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Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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