how can u be prego again
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
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sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
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We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
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