You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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