whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
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I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
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Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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