I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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