I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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