What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
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I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
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Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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