I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
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note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
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Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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