Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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