Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
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Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
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I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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