A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.