The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
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Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.