Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
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Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.