her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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