Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
where are you?
Hypothermia
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
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let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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