I love black thongs
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
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First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
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You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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