you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
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I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
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I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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