Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
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the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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