Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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