It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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