Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
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I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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