I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
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He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
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He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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