Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
you would pick up someone in the library
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I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
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I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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