That's intense
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
How does one acquire holy water?
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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